Sunday, November 14, 2010

I hate my ---- !

Every girl has her own insecurities that she will be holding all her life. When she grows up and she'll still hate how her hips flare dramatically (or whatever ugliness she has in her being) but of course, girlies, we'll get the hang of it --- but still hate it.

Okay, some people might notice this but... have you ever tried looking at the mirror first thing in the morning and your butt looks fab but at the end of the day its just flab?! Or so I think.

What makes women really angry?
1.) When's the due? --- yeah, you totally look preggers!
2.) Went to the beach? Oh, sorry, didn't thought that was natural! --- dark skin symbolizes poor lineage or something like that but hey, we're not racists!
3.) PIMPLE! --- okay, this is just infuriating ... pimples are not just buttons on your skin. Pimples are Ugly --- a sign of poor hygiene and what more it coincidentally visits you during your first date! but don't fuss, they're just there and maybe next year Mr. Pimple is back until you're 22.
4.) Being compared to a chestnut-head blonde --- now, this is serious. Being dumb/stupid isn't cute.
5.) Backstabbing B --- even if you really are, it hurts to slap it on your face.
6.) Legs that looks like Logs --- totally not hot. Every girl wants to flaunt runway legs.

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